1 00:00:37,900 --> 00:00:42,300 A lady in our village recently bought a new car and then complained to the 2 00:00:42,300 --> 00:00:46,580 dealer that it was using an exorbitant amount of gasoline, which it was. 3 00:00:47,520 --> 00:00:51,180 It turned out that what the silly woman was doing every time she went for a 4 00:00:51,180 --> 00:00:56,540 drive was to pull the choke full out and hang her handbag on it for the rest of 5 00:00:56,540 --> 00:00:57,540 the journey. 6 00:00:58,080 --> 00:01:02,560 In most countries today, one has to pass a driving test, and usually a pretty 7 00:01:02,560 --> 00:01:03,560 stiff one. 8 00:01:04,040 --> 00:01:05,040 That's fine. 9 00:01:05,930 --> 00:01:10,150 But wouldn't it be a good thing if people also had to pass an elementary 10 00:01:10,150 --> 00:01:12,090 how the internal combustion engine works? 11 00:01:13,330 --> 00:01:17,030 The cautionary tale coming up in a few moments is a case in point. 12 00:01:32,230 --> 00:01:34,950 The morning light on the Great Western Desert. 13 00:01:35,480 --> 00:01:37,140 can play tricks with your eyes. 14 00:01:38,020 --> 00:01:42,580 And many travelers have discovered that things aren't always what they seem. 15 00:01:55,520 --> 00:01:59,140 You managed to drive her out and do that too, huh? You awake? 16 00:02:05,200 --> 00:02:06,520 It looks like we're low on gas. 17 00:02:08,020 --> 00:02:09,020 Very low. 18 00:02:10,580 --> 00:02:12,280 Didn't you ever think about getting any gas? 19 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:14,800 Gas, hello? 20 00:02:14,920 --> 00:02:16,760 Oh, I hate to wake you. 21 00:02:18,880 --> 00:02:20,160 Like I say, I'm awake. 22 00:02:26,980 --> 00:02:27,980 Isn't it beautiful? 23 00:02:28,260 --> 00:02:30,180 I could do with a little less desert. 24 00:02:32,120 --> 00:02:33,820 Oh, stop it, you old grouch. 25 00:02:35,220 --> 00:02:36,220 How's that? 26 00:02:38,880 --> 00:02:39,960 You knew that was there? 27 00:02:40,280 --> 00:02:41,159 Uh -huh. 28 00:02:41,160 --> 00:02:42,440 Spotted it from the top of their eyes. 29 00:03:06,959 --> 00:03:07,959 Yes, sir. 30 00:03:08,900 --> 00:03:11,540 Good morning. What can I do for you? Have you got a men's room? 31 00:03:11,880 --> 00:03:12,960 Right over there. Good 32 00:03:12,960 --> 00:03:24,960 morning. 33 00:03:25,500 --> 00:03:27,600 Hi. Could you fill it up, please? Sure will. 34 00:03:28,700 --> 00:03:29,960 Oh, that is with unleaded. 35 00:03:31,320 --> 00:03:34,080 I'm sorry, miss. We don't have any unleaded. Premium, do you? 36 00:03:39,980 --> 00:03:42,240 The sign on the pump there, that says unleaded. 37 00:03:43,460 --> 00:03:44,980 That's what it says, but it's dry. 38 00:03:49,880 --> 00:03:53,460 That's the price on the pump? That's right. That's per half a gallon, of 39 00:03:54,200 --> 00:03:56,760 You wouldn't have just a little bit of unleaded, would you? I'm sorry. 40 00:03:57,800 --> 00:03:58,800 Bone dry. 41 00:03:59,580 --> 00:04:00,580 Well, fill it up. 42 00:04:14,640 --> 00:04:15,640 You know something? 43 00:04:16,060 --> 00:04:17,060 He's lying. 44 00:04:17,959 --> 00:04:18,779 How's that? 45 00:04:18,779 --> 00:04:19,860 That's all he's got is premium. 46 00:04:20,500 --> 00:04:23,720 Well, I guess premium will burn just as good as unlighted. 47 00:04:23,940 --> 00:04:25,440 Yeah, it's seven cents more a gallon. 48 00:04:25,820 --> 00:04:30,500 Not to mention the fact that his premium is 15 cents higher than anybody else's. 49 00:04:31,560 --> 00:04:36,420 Adding that up, that comes to... Well, honey, I don't think six bucks is going 50 00:04:36,420 --> 00:04:37,420 to break us, you know? 51 00:04:37,560 --> 00:04:38,860 You know I hate to be taken. 52 00:04:39,400 --> 00:04:40,400 Nickel and dime stuff. 53 00:04:41,360 --> 00:04:43,380 Speaking of nickel and dime stuff, careful of this. 54 00:04:43,640 --> 00:04:45,800 Nickel bottle of pop just cost me 50 cents. 55 00:04:46,480 --> 00:04:48,020 I'd like to pour it over his head. 56 00:04:48,260 --> 00:04:49,840 All that'll do is calm him down some. 57 00:04:50,100 --> 00:04:51,560 I might do you some good, actually. 58 00:04:54,280 --> 00:04:56,020 What's he doing now, prospecting for gold? 59 00:04:56,780 --> 00:04:57,780 He's checking the oil. 60 00:04:57,900 --> 00:05:00,400 Well, I hope we don't need any. You know what he's got to be getting for a 61 00:05:00,400 --> 00:05:03,360 quart. The man's got his higher costs and all. 62 00:05:04,020 --> 00:05:05,800 Look, we're out here in the middle of nowhere. 63 00:05:06,100 --> 00:05:07,100 I don't care. 64 00:05:07,280 --> 00:05:08,280 It serves him right. 65 00:05:21,020 --> 00:05:22,020 Oil's okay, son. 66 00:05:24,520 --> 00:05:28,500 Now... Took a long drink of gas, all right. 67 00:05:30,820 --> 00:05:31,880 You're lucky you got here. 68 00:05:32,440 --> 00:05:35,880 Because I'll tell you, there's a whole lot of highway between here and the next 69 00:05:35,880 --> 00:05:36,880 gas station. 70 00:05:37,020 --> 00:05:38,740 We appreciate it. Sure enough. 71 00:05:39,540 --> 00:05:41,160 If you got a minute, I'd like to show you something. 72 00:05:41,600 --> 00:05:42,600 Excuse me. 73 00:05:42,880 --> 00:05:43,880 Sure. 74 00:05:44,180 --> 00:05:46,980 Now, you see this piece of equipment right here? 75 00:05:48,620 --> 00:05:50,380 That's your fan clutch. See how that's wobbling? 76 00:05:55,370 --> 00:05:56,590 It's not going to last too long. 77 00:05:57,970 --> 00:06:01,230 If your fan clutch goes, your water pump's going to go. If the water pump's 78 00:06:01,230 --> 00:06:02,950 going to go, that's the cooling system. 79 00:06:03,570 --> 00:06:05,610 The cooling system's big bucks. 80 00:06:06,730 --> 00:06:09,330 Now, you may want to have your own mechanic take care of this. I don't 81 00:06:11,570 --> 00:06:14,190 But I wouldn't be driving too far too fast without you. 82 00:06:14,990 --> 00:06:18,010 I'd say 40, 45 miles an hour, and you stop every now and then. 83 00:06:18,350 --> 00:06:19,490 Let the heat dissipate. 84 00:06:20,110 --> 00:06:21,110 Fan clutch. 85 00:06:21,450 --> 00:06:24,750 What does it cost to replace something like that? 86 00:06:25,260 --> 00:06:26,260 Oh, I don't know. 87 00:06:26,640 --> 00:06:28,200 If I had to do it, 30 or 35 bucks. 88 00:06:31,480 --> 00:06:33,400 How much time does something like that take? 89 00:06:34,880 --> 00:06:37,180 20 minutes, half an hour. 90 00:06:39,700 --> 00:06:40,700 You could do it yourself? 91 00:06:41,020 --> 00:06:42,660 Sure, sure can if I got the part. 92 00:06:43,200 --> 00:06:44,200 Want me to check? 93 00:06:47,300 --> 00:06:48,880 Sure. Be delighted. 94 00:06:54,510 --> 00:06:55,510 Oh, 95 00:06:56,850 --> 00:06:58,330 you know all about fan clutches, huh? 96 00:07:03,170 --> 00:07:06,690 Listen, you know, I mean, the guys out here, he's in the middle of nowhere. 97 00:07:08,350 --> 00:07:09,350 He's not a crook. 98 00:07:12,670 --> 00:07:15,810 Then again, you gotta figure he's charging his prices for gas and 99 00:07:16,270 --> 00:07:18,590 He hasn't had another customer since we've come in here today. 100 00:07:19,530 --> 00:07:22,690 Maybe he gets one car a day. That's how he makes his living. Then tell him what 101 00:07:22,690 --> 00:07:23,730 to do with his fan clutch. 102 00:07:24,250 --> 00:07:27,370 And again, maybe all he is in the world is a good mechanic trying to do it for 103 00:07:27,370 --> 00:07:28,370 service. 104 00:07:29,550 --> 00:07:34,710 Look, you know, suppose we take this car, we drive 50 miles out of here, and, 105 00:07:34,790 --> 00:07:40,690 you know, the fan clutch kicks the water pump through the radiator. I don't 106 00:07:40,690 --> 00:07:45,990 know. Newton, $35 plus whatever he gets extra for that gas is going to blow our 107 00:07:45,990 --> 00:07:46,990 budget to the ceiling. 108 00:07:50,430 --> 00:07:51,430 How much do we have left? 109 00:07:52,200 --> 00:07:53,840 A little more than we need till payday. 110 00:07:54,360 --> 00:07:56,800 A little less if we let him slip it to us with that fan clutch. 111 00:07:58,640 --> 00:07:59,880 Look, I look at it this way. 112 00:08:00,340 --> 00:08:03,300 We've got to be in Silver City this evening. We've got to. 113 00:08:03,680 --> 00:08:05,560 Johnny McAlee purely expects us. 114 00:08:06,020 --> 00:08:11,000 Now, he's not going to hold up the show waiting for us to get over some broken 115 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:14,960 -down fan clutching. Newton, the man is a thief. He's taking us. I just know it. 116 00:08:15,300 --> 00:08:19,940 Oh, you feel strong enough about that to move out on here with a fan clutch 117 00:08:19,940 --> 00:08:21,120 that's on its last legs, huh? 118 00:08:22,920 --> 00:08:25,080 I suppose you're just going to do what you think is best. 119 00:08:25,860 --> 00:08:27,480 No, no, no, not me. 120 00:08:27,920 --> 00:08:29,840 Not me, Marcy. We're a team, remember? 121 00:08:30,100 --> 00:08:30,999 It's us. 122 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:32,000 It's what we think. 123 00:08:32,440 --> 00:08:34,960 We got a nice job waiting for us in Silver City. 124 00:08:35,940 --> 00:08:39,120 Things work out for us. We don't have to worry about no $35. 125 00:08:40,840 --> 00:08:46,580 Yeah, but suppose we get to Silver City and Johnny Mackley gets up on the wrong 126 00:08:46,580 --> 00:08:48,620 side of the bed and slips on a banana peel or something. 127 00:08:49,220 --> 00:08:51,380 I suppose there's no job waiting for us. 128 00:08:54,440 --> 00:08:57,680 I guess it's better than being left out here in the desert. That's the way I 129 00:08:57,680 --> 00:08:58,680 look at it. 130 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:02,000 I got it. 131 00:09:02,760 --> 00:09:03,760 You're in luck. 132 00:09:04,840 --> 00:09:05,840 Here it is. 133 00:09:05,960 --> 00:09:06,960 I got the part. 134 00:09:08,020 --> 00:09:09,160 Want me to put it on for you? 135 00:09:09,420 --> 00:09:12,380 Sure. Go right ahead. We're not going to risk being caught out here. 136 00:09:13,140 --> 00:09:14,140 That's smart. 137 00:09:14,400 --> 00:09:16,900 Well, now, you and your little woman going over there... That's my wife. 138 00:09:18,620 --> 00:09:19,620 That's my wife. 139 00:09:24,650 --> 00:09:26,730 Cafe and get yourself a cup of coffee. This won't take long. 140 00:09:29,970 --> 00:09:32,870 She's pretty good cut. If I don't mind saying so, I'd take all my meals there 141 00:09:32,870 --> 00:09:33,870 myself. 142 00:10:19,069 --> 00:10:20,069 What do you think? 143 00:10:21,450 --> 00:10:22,450 Shall I buy it for you? 144 00:10:22,850 --> 00:10:23,850 You like it? 145 00:10:24,010 --> 00:10:26,350 Yeah, you know, it reminds me of the hat that you had in Tulsa. 146 00:10:26,690 --> 00:10:27,690 Do you remember that hat? 147 00:10:29,010 --> 00:10:30,010 Yeah. 148 00:10:30,750 --> 00:10:31,750 Pretty. 149 00:10:32,050 --> 00:10:33,050 It's the hat. 150 00:10:33,750 --> 00:10:34,830 It's not the hat. 151 00:10:35,510 --> 00:10:36,510 It's you, honey. 152 00:10:36,650 --> 00:10:37,970 With the hat, without the hat. 153 00:10:38,410 --> 00:10:39,410 You're a class hat. 154 00:10:39,850 --> 00:10:41,110 Don't you think that I don't know you? 155 00:10:43,190 --> 00:10:44,190 Morning. 156 00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:52,480 Can we see a menu, please? 157 00:10:59,120 --> 00:11:00,120 Thank you. 158 00:11:00,200 --> 00:11:01,200 You have another one? 159 00:11:01,520 --> 00:11:02,520 They're all the same. 160 00:11:02,760 --> 00:11:03,900 Well, I'll get you another one anyway. 161 00:11:05,520 --> 00:11:06,520 Thank you. 162 00:11:07,140 --> 00:11:08,320 She's real friendly. 163 00:11:08,600 --> 00:11:11,600 I don't guess she gets much company around here, or something tells me. 164 00:11:12,260 --> 00:11:15,120 No wonder that old boy charges so much. 165 00:11:15,760 --> 00:11:18,380 He's got to get top dollar if he's going to pay for his meals in here. 166 00:11:19,200 --> 00:11:20,660 She's got him where he's got us. 167 00:11:21,230 --> 00:11:24,370 I suppose if he doesn't like the food, he can just take a long walk. 168 00:11:31,590 --> 00:11:35,910 Why don't you take a little more time? 169 00:11:36,590 --> 00:11:39,610 Well, I'll tell you, I'm not that hungry, but what I would like is a wedge 170 00:11:39,610 --> 00:11:45,530 apple pie over there and black coffee, and she'll have the same. 171 00:11:47,370 --> 00:11:48,610 You see, we already ate. 172 00:11:49,390 --> 00:11:51,370 We're just here while your husband's fixing our car. 173 00:11:52,170 --> 00:11:53,750 He does real good work. 174 00:11:55,630 --> 00:12:00,210 Yeah, uh, our fan clutch broke, so, uh, he's over fixing it. You probably get a 175 00:12:00,210 --> 00:12:02,450 lot of people in here who break their fan clutches, huh? 176 00:12:02,770 --> 00:12:03,770 Wouldn't know about that. 177 00:12:04,110 --> 00:12:06,010 He's the mechanic, I'm the cook. 178 00:12:06,210 --> 00:12:07,330 The way we divvy things up. 179 00:12:08,130 --> 00:12:11,170 You're just lucky you found him. Oh, for sure, we know that. 180 00:12:11,430 --> 00:12:13,250 We are really lucky. It's our lucky day. 181 00:12:13,810 --> 00:12:14,950 Got any music in here? 182 00:12:15,330 --> 00:12:16,730 Thank heaven it's busted. 183 00:12:20,140 --> 00:12:21,360 How'd you know that that was his wife? 184 00:12:22,540 --> 00:12:25,780 Well, her wedding ring looked a lot like his, so I figured I'd take a shot at 185 00:12:25,780 --> 00:12:26,779 it. 186 00:12:26,780 --> 00:12:27,780 Well? 187 00:12:28,400 --> 00:12:29,359 Well, what? 188 00:12:29,360 --> 00:12:30,520 Well, I guess that proves it. 189 00:12:30,920 --> 00:12:31,920 Proves what? 190 00:12:52,110 --> 00:12:55,190 A fan clutcher across the street's a crook. Oh, it proves no such thing. 191 00:12:55,690 --> 00:12:58,690 A man setting up a business in a place like this would want to have his woman 192 00:12:58,690 --> 00:12:59,690 with him. I know I would. 193 00:13:00,210 --> 00:13:04,650 Then again, it's funny that a gas station that small has got a complete 194 00:13:04,650 --> 00:13:06,150 fans. Like I was saying. 195 00:13:06,830 --> 00:13:09,730 But then again, maybe he's got to have a full line. I mean, he can't skip down 196 00:13:09,730 --> 00:13:11,070 the street every time he needs a park. 197 00:13:12,130 --> 00:13:16,530 Now, the thing is, all up and down the line, you can read this either way. 198 00:13:16,570 --> 00:13:20,310 Either they're taking advantage of us or they're doing us a favor. 199 00:13:20,960 --> 00:13:22,300 Practically impossible to tell which. 200 00:13:22,740 --> 00:13:23,740 Okay. 201 00:13:24,020 --> 00:13:27,980 But if he's such a good Samaritan, then how come he didn't tell us that she was 202 00:13:27,980 --> 00:13:28,899 his wife? 203 00:13:28,900 --> 00:13:31,580 Well, I guess it's not really any of our business now, is it? 204 00:13:31,960 --> 00:13:33,920 They're sitting on a goldmine between the two of them. 205 00:13:34,320 --> 00:13:35,320 Ah, please. 206 00:13:35,860 --> 00:13:36,860 Necklace with arms. 207 00:13:37,240 --> 00:13:39,000 They got up for 60 bucks, didn't they? 208 00:13:40,040 --> 00:13:41,040 You know something? 209 00:13:41,760 --> 00:13:45,700 They probably have a stash of... foot high in the basement. 210 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:48,680 I can't believe that. Look, it's all credit cards now. 211 00:13:48,900 --> 00:13:50,860 The whole tourist trade is credit cards. 212 00:13:51,100 --> 00:13:52,940 The regular customers, they probably run a tab. 213 00:13:54,260 --> 00:13:55,260 We're paying cash. 214 00:13:55,880 --> 00:13:57,940 Honey, we're hardly the regular customers, huh? 215 00:13:58,560 --> 00:14:00,180 I'll bet most of their business is cash. 216 00:14:00,380 --> 00:14:02,360 The food and the liquor, that has to be cash, too. 217 00:14:02,900 --> 00:14:05,480 Marcy, what does all this have to do with you and me? 218 00:14:06,860 --> 00:14:08,000 I guess I'm just crumbling. 219 00:14:08,880 --> 00:14:09,880 Yeah, I guess you are. 220 00:14:10,400 --> 00:14:11,440 And here's my advice. 221 00:14:11,660 --> 00:14:12,660 Don't crumble. 222 00:14:20,330 --> 00:14:22,910 Let these people have their little game. It's small time. 223 00:14:23,370 --> 00:14:24,370 Nickels and dimes. 224 00:14:26,470 --> 00:14:27,470 Well, there it is. 225 00:14:28,950 --> 00:14:29,990 Here's your old fan clutch. 226 00:14:31,650 --> 00:14:33,370 I want you to take a hold of this and try to turn it. 227 00:14:34,550 --> 00:14:35,550 Here. 228 00:14:37,190 --> 00:14:38,189 It's tight. 229 00:14:38,190 --> 00:14:39,190 Yeah. 230 00:14:39,910 --> 00:14:41,230 You're lucky you made this for her. 231 00:14:41,510 --> 00:14:42,510 Both of you. 232 00:14:43,630 --> 00:14:44,630 I guess we are. 233 00:14:44,710 --> 00:14:45,710 What do we owe you? 234 00:14:46,210 --> 00:14:48,010 Wait a minute. I got something else I want to show you. 235 00:14:50,080 --> 00:14:51,100 Here's your old fan belt. 236 00:14:52,680 --> 00:14:53,680 And the water hose. 237 00:14:54,660 --> 00:14:55,660 Go ahead, smell that. 238 00:14:56,600 --> 00:14:57,600 You're kidding. 239 00:14:57,680 --> 00:14:58,980 You went ahead and replaced that? 240 00:14:59,840 --> 00:15:01,360 Well, you can see what kind of shape it's in. 241 00:15:01,620 --> 00:15:03,320 I didn't want to bother you while you were over there eating. 242 00:15:03,820 --> 00:15:05,820 Well, thanks. It's mighty considerate of you. 243 00:15:06,180 --> 00:15:11,000 I figured you'd want to tend it to. I mean, you blow a fan belt or a water 244 00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:14,740 out here in the center land, it's a long walk back, I'll tell you, and hot. 245 00:15:16,320 --> 00:15:18,940 Now, I realize you didn't authorize me to do this work, son. 246 00:15:19,230 --> 00:15:23,010 And if you want me to, I'll take the new ones off, and I'll put these old ones 247 00:15:23,010 --> 00:15:25,130 back on, and there won't be no charge to you. 248 00:15:26,010 --> 00:15:28,370 No, no, it's okay. Forget it. 249 00:15:30,150 --> 00:15:33,590 Look, I suppose we're lucky to have a car that is in good working order. 250 00:15:33,950 --> 00:15:35,670 I don't want any trouble out there in the desert. 251 00:15:36,190 --> 00:15:40,350 I mean, it's fixed now, right? I mean, it's in good shape. We have nothing more 252 00:15:40,350 --> 00:15:41,350 to worry about, right? 253 00:15:42,050 --> 00:15:45,270 Well, now, there is one other thing. 254 00:15:46,449 --> 00:15:49,210 There's a matter of this grommet mounting up there in your right shock. 255 00:15:56,550 --> 00:15:57,630 Son, take a looky here. 256 00:15:58,490 --> 00:16:01,490 This is a shock absorber, you know that. Well, right up here on top of that 257 00:16:01,490 --> 00:16:03,550 shock absorber, right up here, there's a grommet. 258 00:16:04,210 --> 00:16:05,550 Now, that grommet's wearing thin. 259 00:16:06,310 --> 00:16:10,090 If it breaks through, you're going to have frame damage, you're going to have 260 00:16:10,090 --> 00:16:12,010 front -end damage, it's going to wear out your tires. 261 00:16:13,990 --> 00:16:17,580 I'd like to suggest to you, if you've got the time, She let me fix this for 262 00:16:21,300 --> 00:16:22,300 I'll be right back. 263 00:16:28,220 --> 00:16:34,160 What do you think? 264 00:16:34,880 --> 00:16:36,900 Looks like the old boy's sticking it in pretty deep, huh? 265 00:16:37,380 --> 00:16:38,380 Tell me something new. 266 00:16:39,260 --> 00:16:40,740 Then again, that fan belt was shot. 267 00:16:41,300 --> 00:16:45,220 Them hoses were the next best thing to petrify. If they were ours in the first 268 00:16:45,220 --> 00:16:47,630 place. And not some junk he had hanging around. 269 00:16:48,710 --> 00:16:50,370 Yeah, I had that same thought. 270 00:16:50,970 --> 00:16:53,790 Still, there's something not altogether perfect around that grommet, you know? 271 00:16:54,470 --> 00:16:55,590 Probably something he did himself. 272 00:16:56,350 --> 00:16:57,350 Maybe. 273 00:16:57,470 --> 00:17:00,810 Looks to me like the guy's either a con man or a saint. 274 00:17:02,070 --> 00:17:05,510 Except we know he's not a saint. Not at the price he's getting for gas. Well, 275 00:17:05,530 --> 00:17:06,530 what do you want to do? 276 00:17:06,810 --> 00:17:09,069 You want to go on to Silver City on the grommet? 277 00:17:09,410 --> 00:17:10,970 Johnny Mack Lee expecting us and all? 278 00:17:11,250 --> 00:17:12,329 You want my opinion? 279 00:17:12,829 --> 00:17:13,829 Yep. 280 00:17:15,360 --> 00:17:16,360 Well, okay. 281 00:17:16,560 --> 00:17:17,560 Yeah. 282 00:17:18,300 --> 00:17:19,300 I've had it. 283 00:17:19,619 --> 00:17:20,619 What the heck? 284 00:17:21,099 --> 00:17:22,099 Enough is enough. 285 00:17:29,100 --> 00:17:31,100 Listen, thank you. We're going to be pushing on. 286 00:17:31,380 --> 00:17:32,359 Uh -huh. 287 00:17:32,360 --> 00:17:34,420 All right, my boy. If that's the way you want it. 288 00:17:35,140 --> 00:17:36,140 Have a good trip. 289 00:18:06,540 --> 00:18:07,900 I'm so glad we're getting out of here. 290 00:18:39,790 --> 00:18:41,530 our sins and griefs to bear. 291 00:19:36,140 --> 00:19:38,200 I guess he grommeted up and kicked over on us. 292 00:19:40,800 --> 00:19:43,700 Yes, and I've got to be the one to say I told you so. 293 00:19:44,160 --> 00:19:45,160 Oh, you did. 294 00:19:45,340 --> 00:19:46,340 Yeah. 295 00:19:46,960 --> 00:19:49,060 Well, I'm just glad you made it back here. 296 00:19:49,540 --> 00:19:51,040 Well, yeah, we know that. 297 00:19:52,160 --> 00:19:55,760 My wife and I, we figure we've been neglecting the car. 298 00:19:56,280 --> 00:19:59,420 And we really ought to do right by it. 299 00:19:59,640 --> 00:20:03,220 So, look, if the grommet needs replacing, please do it. 300 00:20:03,700 --> 00:20:05,020 You're smart, aren't you? Smart. 301 00:20:05,380 --> 00:20:08,480 Probably. Already worked its way back on the shocks, too, so you might want to 302 00:20:08,480 --> 00:20:09,480 take a look at them. 303 00:20:09,540 --> 00:20:15,060 Sure, sure. And may even have done a little damage to the frame, like you 304 00:20:15,160 --> 00:20:16,580 so... Well, I'll tell you what. 305 00:20:17,460 --> 00:20:20,660 Let's solve both of our problems and we'll just shoot it up on the hoist and 306 00:20:20,660 --> 00:20:21,660 I'll take a look at it. 307 00:20:21,680 --> 00:20:24,680 Fine, fine. And while you're under it, just check it all out. 308 00:20:24,880 --> 00:20:29,400 Whatever you think needs fixing, we'd appreciate it. Now, my wife and I, we 309 00:20:29,400 --> 00:20:31,440 don't have all the time in the world and... 310 00:20:31,640 --> 00:20:34,120 To be perfectly honest with you, we don't have all the money in the world 311 00:20:34,120 --> 00:20:35,680 either, but... I understand, I understand. 312 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:40,140 The way we look at it, we're just lucky we ran into a guy like you, a mechanic 313 00:20:40,140 --> 00:20:44,960 who knows as much about cars as you do, so... Whatever you can do to help us, 314 00:20:44,980 --> 00:20:45,980 we'd appreciate it. 315 00:20:46,340 --> 00:20:51,080 Maybe we'll just walk on over and find a nice patch of shade and wait for you 316 00:20:51,080 --> 00:20:51,779 over there. 317 00:20:51,780 --> 00:20:53,180 Yeah, yeah, that's right. 318 00:20:53,760 --> 00:20:55,980 That's what you ought to do. You need a little missing order and sit down. 319 00:20:56,280 --> 00:20:57,320 I'll take care of it for you. 320 00:20:58,660 --> 00:20:59,660 Morris. 321 00:21:23,720 --> 00:21:26,220 Jesus loves me. This I know. 322 00:21:26,480 --> 00:21:28,840 The Bible tells me so. 323 00:22:02,310 --> 00:22:04,010 Amazing what was wrong with that car, Rose, huh? 324 00:22:04,530 --> 00:22:06,070 Really, and here I thought it rode pretty good. 325 00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:08,140 I'll show you what you know about cars. 326 00:22:11,840 --> 00:22:14,460 I'll tell you one thing's for sure. It'll ride a whole lot better if we ever 327 00:22:14,460 --> 00:22:15,460 out of here today. 328 00:22:15,540 --> 00:22:18,240 I guess it should. He's building a whole new car around that cigarette lighter. 329 00:22:18,940 --> 00:22:19,940 I'll tell you one thing. 330 00:22:20,120 --> 00:22:22,480 You better not touch that clock because there's nothing wrong with that clock 331 00:22:22,480 --> 00:22:23,980 outside of it loses a couple of minutes a day. 332 00:22:24,320 --> 00:22:26,300 If you tell him that, we'll never get out of here. 333 00:22:28,880 --> 00:22:29,880 All done, son. 334 00:22:30,300 --> 00:22:31,300 Is this our bill here? 335 00:22:31,660 --> 00:22:33,560 Yep, all itemized and even proper right there. 336 00:22:34,300 --> 00:22:36,860 Now, that there number I heard was circled around it. That's your total. 337 00:22:38,200 --> 00:22:39,300 That's quite a total, huh? 338 00:22:39,860 --> 00:22:43,200 Well, all them parts, all that labor, hats up. 339 00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:47,040 Sure, it's clear. It's black and white. It all adds up. 340 00:22:48,560 --> 00:22:50,220 Well, thank you. 341 00:22:50,660 --> 00:22:52,620 Thank you very much. I appreciate it. 342 00:22:53,340 --> 00:22:57,720 My wife and I, we'll just go to the car and we'll get our money for you. 343 00:22:57,960 --> 00:22:58,939 Thank you again. 344 00:22:58,940 --> 00:22:59,940 Mm -hmm. 345 00:23:00,540 --> 00:23:02,900 You ain't gonna have no more problems with that car, my boy. Don't you worry 346 00:23:02,900 --> 00:23:03,900 about that. 347 00:23:09,330 --> 00:23:10,730 Funny how things work out, huh? 348 00:23:11,370 --> 00:23:14,150 What in the world did either one of us want when we came in here this morning 349 00:23:14,150 --> 00:23:16,910 other than a tank of gas? A tank of gas, maybe a quart of oil. 350 00:23:17,190 --> 00:23:18,970 Looking at the bill, there was one thing we didn't need. 351 00:23:19,430 --> 00:23:22,530 I swear sometimes I think people get pushed into things they know there's 352 00:23:22,530 --> 00:23:23,529 one. 353 00:23:23,530 --> 00:23:25,730 What did either one of us want other than a tank of gas? 354 00:23:29,070 --> 00:23:32,110 How much did Johnny Mac Lee say would be in it for us on that bank job? 355 00:23:32,650 --> 00:23:33,650 $1 ,000? 356 00:23:34,490 --> 00:23:35,490 $10 ,000? 357 00:23:37,250 --> 00:23:38,450 Well, one thing's for sure. 358 00:23:39,150 --> 00:23:45,470 You can't call a repair bill of $247 .51 nickels and dimes. 359 00:23:45,770 --> 00:23:46,770 I can't. 360 00:23:52,790 --> 00:23:55,250 I'm gonna go next door and settle up with our little buddy over there. 361 00:23:59,570 --> 00:24:02,860 Why don't you go on over there and, uh... Settle up with that nice little 362 00:24:02,860 --> 00:24:03,860 lady. 363 00:24:05,120 --> 00:24:07,220 It's going to be a long ways between liquor stores. 364 00:24:11,060 --> 00:24:12,920 Get us a nice little bottle of peach brew.